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Nothing ever happened to her.
And then everything did.



Esme Good is an unremarkable young woman working a dull job in a city much like the one you’re picturing now.

Her only escape is The Elsewheres: tiny potions which allow her to visit alternate versions of herself. Sadly, these only confirm her suspicion that she is, in a cosmic sense, living her worst life.

But, after an incident we simply don’t have time to get into right now, she will become the most important person in this – or perhaps any – universe.

As you can imagine, this is a lot of pressure. And she’s not going to handle it well.

Esme has never been a main character. Now, a lot of things are about to happen to her: in fact, everything, and so much.

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‘Wonderfully whimsical, wacky and wise – who knew that Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams’ lovechild would look like Andrew Hunter Murray?’
TIM MINCHIN

‘Hilarious, gripping, truly original… Utterly enjoyable’
CARIAD LLOYD

‘Page-turning and brilliantly silly … This book exemplifies all that is good about British humour. Thrilling and anarchic and entirely unique’
RACHEL PARRIS

‘So fun! A reality-shifting, epic adventure that is very very VERY funny’
ELLIE TAYLOR

‘Wry, giddy, explosive, and deeply humane: Catch 22 for the Instagram generation’
IAN DUNT

‘Delightfully madcap, sharply well-written, consistently hilarious, and really very wise about life’
NAOMI ISHIGURO

‘An utter joy – witty, warm and clever, this book is an absolute riot. I loved it!’
ELIZABETH MACNEAL, AUTHOR OF THE DOLL FACTORY

Reviews

Wonderfully whimsical, wacky and wise - who knew that Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams' lovechild would look like Andrew Hunter Murray?
Tim Minchin
Hilarious, gripping, truly original ... Utterly enjoyable
Cariad Lloyd
Page-turning and brilliantly silly... This book exemplifies all that is good about British humour. Thrilling and anarchic and entirely unique
Rachel Parris
So fun! A reality-shifting, epic adventure that is very very VERY funny
Ellie Taylor
Wry, giddy, explosive, and deeply humane: Catch 22 for the Instagram generation.
Ian Dunt
Delightfully madcap, sharply well-written, consistently hilarious, and really very wise about life
Naomi Ishiguro
An utter joy - witty, warm and clever, this book is an absolute riot. I loved it!
Elizabeth MacNeal
Many authors have tried to walk in Douglas Adams's very large shoes... Andrew H. Murray actually pulls it off
Edward Ashton
Think you know where this book is going? No you don't
Jackson Ford